Bush States, Suicide and Obesity

People in Bush states are 51% more likely to commit suicide and 20% more likely to be obese. A fact that prompted one commentator to make this observation:

If Bush wins, total suicides in my state may increase by at least one. If not, the number of passports will increase by at least one, U.S. population will decrease by at least one, and some country with a lot less fucking idiots will see a population increase of at least one. Who's with me?