George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a quiet lunch at a very fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches the table to take their order. She is young and very attractive.
She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, 'I'll have the
heart-healthy salad.' 'Very good, sir,' she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, 'And what do you want, Mr. President?' Bush answers, 'How about a quickie?'
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, 'I'm shocked and
disappointed in you. I thought your administration was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you.' With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced "quiche".
(From an e-mail, thanks grandma!)